If not Johnlock, then what?

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
wildishmazz
twocarsonenight

i cannot emphasize enough how much elon musk is very much not killing twitter on purpose. he is not that smart. you are giving him too much credit. he makes cars that melt. a few weeks ago a billionaire imploded several other billionaires and himself in the ocean because of this same brand of born-rich brainworms. destroying a social media site because of a petty, long held grudge over his paypal co-founders not letting him rename that to "X" is not a stretch.

yes EXACTLY it's filthy rich people brain rot it's entitlement it's their idea that they are too big to fail too important and too rich for something to go wrong
seriouslymarythough
tendernaiad

when charles schulz said "all you need is love. but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt" and anthony bourdain said "your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. enjoy the ride" and mark twain said "part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like." when erma bombeck said "i am not a glutton- i'm an explorer of food," voltaire said "ice-cream is exquisite. what a pity it isn't illegal" and when kurt vonnegut said "you can't just eat good food. you've got to talk about it too. and you've got to talk about it to somebody who understands that kind of food."

fuck yeah food
justusmice
eternallybutthurt

I haven’t stopped laughing at this

jaimeedarling

hmmm… there’s probably an INFINITELY more humane way to do this…

i get that they’re not killing them and they end up fine, but imagine the trauma of you, a mammal, going through a long ass tube, not knowing what’s going to happen to you, and you can’t breathe. 🤷‍♀️

itsaruse

They get misted with water throughout the thing, and it results in fewer injuries than the ‘ladder’ method. Also, it’s a fish. It never knows what’s going to happen to it at any point in time throughout its life.

jackhawksmoor

Also, I, a mammal, have paid 80 bucks to get into a water park to get the opportunity to feel like that fish, and that motherfucker gets in for free every day is fish day at the fish waterpark

weaselle

well the MOST humane thing would be to not build dams blocking salmon migration routes, nor create a society where there are only resources allocated to solving the problem at all because blocking the salmon endangers the profits of a segment of the food industry. 

Buuuut since we’re past that already, here are a couple of additional thoughts:

1
this IS the more humane alternative, which was invented to lower injury and death rates associated with previous techniques. When a better alternative is revealed it will probably replace this one. But this one is a pretty huge improvement over the other methods, one of which killed off something like 80% of the fish involved.

A study of the above fish tube was conducted by Pacific Northwest National Laboratories in 2017 on the Columbia River and showed a much higher success rate. In that study, only one fish died (“due to a human error during the system setup”) and only 3 percent had signs of injury. So. The next best improvement might have to be “remove dam”

2
they are on their way to die. That is where we are helping them get to. That’s the end goal of the salmon’s migration. They on their way to mutate, start rotting alive, have an orgy, and die. That’s where the tube is taking them.

So like, it’s not going to be the weirdest thing they experience this month, is what i’m saying. 

draftboat

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mckitterick

screenshot of tags that reads, I'm SCREAMING, this is peak Tumblr, outrage followed by detailed explanation followed by gif that severs your spinal cord

thank you for that, @hug-your-face

i love tumblr
yamy-brett
granada-brett-crumbs

I suppose most of you have seen that Watson’s “little boat” is in Holmes bedroom at the end of The Sign of Four.

The model ship appears for the first time in The Resident Patient, Watson was still building it, but i’ve never noticed that in The final Problem the little boat is already in Holmes bedroom.

I hate this show.

granada holmes let me just lie down for a little bit a d cry now